A baby intentionally scratched me in the face this weekend.(new form of birth control=violent 2 year olds) If it was a little deeper and a little longer I would look like a total bad ass. But, because baby nails are sharp but not razors it just looks stupid.
That kid was totally kicking my butt too until I accidentally kneed him in the forehead. (him or me people. I do's what I's have to. . .Okay, no it really was an accident.) After that we were cool and got to play baby games. Somehow I got the kids respect by damn near concussing him. Kids are complicated. *mental note for future child: Knee in forehead to gain respect*
I have nothing for this Monday as I have moved my regular post to tomorrow for Epic reasons. You will see. But I couldn't NOT share this new t.v. spot for HP7. What kind of fan or friend would I be? Bad. That's what.
So here, because I care for you all:
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Oooo loved the trailer. I have an image of a baby in combat books now -- crazy! :D
ReplyDeleteCool trailer. BTW...when is your book on prison rules child care coming out?
ReplyDeleteMy daughter tried to run over me with her Barbie Jeep:/
ReplyDeletei'm sorry - i take the kid's side! :)
ReplyDeleteHoly....that' trailer was awesome. It gave me chills!
ReplyDeleteSorry about your scratch! Ow, it's never fun to be attacked by kids!
lol people always love how good I am with children. even the worst tantrumming child is putty in my hands.
ReplyDeletewant to know my secret? I channel my more psychopathic characters and stare at the tiny monsters. Then for some reason, if I maintain eye contact for long enough, the smallest of motions I make has them obeying me.
Go figure. ;-P
OOOOO... I am so excited for Harry Potter. This trailer is fan-freaking tastic! Seriously.
ReplyDeleteYeah, children are abusive... and people worry about the parents. Okay, that was a bad joke but seriously, my good friend has a three year old and he goes psycho crazy and attacks everyone all the time... and like not even in anger just playing. Ugh. You're right, it is birth control.
Oh, I am DYING for Harry Potter! Excellent trailer!
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I totally laughed about the knee in the face. ;)
haha, beat that kid! I totally knee my daughter in the face when she's being unruly. (okay, seriously I don't- I don't want child protection services to be lurking on here and see that)
ReplyDeleteOh man. I can't wait for HP7 to come out. Gone are the days of waiting to get the newest book in my hands at midnight, but I'll be hitting the theater at midnight to see this!
ReplyDeleteoooh.. I can't wait for Harry Potter, I loved that trailer :)
ReplyDeleteI'm almost finished reading the 6th book right now. I want to finish the last one before I watch the movie.
I get a little misty every time I watch a trailer. I feel like such a huge part of my life is soon going to be OVER. Gah. So bittersweet.
ReplyDeleteYour baby story was hilarious. I bet you still look like a badass.
I just woke up Lily with my SNORT over your birth control comment. She wasn't even snoring again when I squee'ed over the Harry Potter trailer! I can't believe it's almost here!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting the TV spot. I don't get them over here.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you kneed a baby. Funny how kids work though ... you hurt them, they respect you.