Nothing but AWESOME

A baby intentionally scratched me in the face this weekend.(new form of birth control=violent 2 year olds) If it was a little deeper and a little longer I would look like a total bad ass. But, because baby nails are sharp but not razors it just looks stupid.

That kid was totally kicking my butt too until I accidentally kneed him in the forehead. (him or me people. I do's what I's have to. . .Okay, no it really was an accident.)  After that we were cool and got to play baby games. Somehow I got the kids respect by damn near concussing him. Kids are complicated. *mental note for future child: Knee in forehead to gain respect*
I have nothing for this Monday as I have moved my regular post to tomorrow for Epic reasons. You will see. But I couldn't NOT share this new t.v. spot for HP7. What kind of fan or friend would I be? Bad. That's what.

So here, because I care for you all:



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