Friday, January 7, 2011

Funny Friday with a little somethin' somethin'

Ah, Friday again and, as usual I have collected a few funnies for you!

But first, is it just me or does Nicolas Cage just look like Nicolas Cage in a costume rather than looking like he belongs in the particular story to which he is playing a character in movies lately? (practicing my unnecessarily long sentences for Elena Solodow's 100 words for $100 contest)

And I want to present my entry! Words to Elena. (zing)
There wasn't a whole lot I could do because, before I realized what was going on, Jo Jo the rhesus monkey had already stolen that guy’s watch and was running up the street, across pedestrians heads, toward the horizon where I swear I saw an eight foot guy holding up a banana which, surely, was what the monkey was after, so I can only wonder what was so special about the watch that the circus freak had to have a monkey rob a stranger, but either way, you can see why there was nothing I could do in the end. 






Epic has been banned? Why was there no vote on this? I should have been contacted! Harumph.

Cutest Bebeh evah!


HERE are 11 Smart Tips for Brilliant Writing.

The world is full of blogfests! But this one is simple, it's fun, and there are prizes! Erica and Christy are asking for your mugs!

Did you guys see this homeless man with the amazing voice!? The videos of him speaking for money on the side of the road got him job offers with HUGE names and house offers! How cool!? He seems like a pretty awesome dude too. Very honest about going down the wrong road and making the mistakes that landed him homeless. Just thought it was a cool story. Good for him!  (the video of his voice is at the bottom of the article)

 Phyllis Sweetwater over at The Epitome gave me one of my favorite awards! The Versitile Blogger one. I love that one. So green and pretty. Ah...THANK you Phyllis! I love it! As my duties to the award have already been done, I just wanted to give her a shout out and a thank you in public!

Quinn over at Seeing, Dreaming...Writing gave me the Life is Good award!! I love the pinky sunshinyness of this one. It's so bubbly and sweet. Again, I have done my duties to it and just wanted to shout it out to him for being a lovely bit of awesome sauce!!


Lastly, you know what can make any bad day better? Looking at the search words that got you blog traffic.  And here is why: 

Search Keywords

"will work for prom dress" <--HA! What!? Awesome. Earn that shiz ladies!

colene writer  <--Whooo! I'm gonna just pretend you were looking for me, the writer and not the actual published Colene...

how to crack spontanious joke  <--also gonna pretend I am so awesome at this that you can find only me that way.

my lof is creepy <--can someone tell me what a "lof" is and why it wouldn't be creepy?

ladies that are sexy and i can see there bubs and weeners <-- yea. I am so calling you out for this one, dooder....WHAT!?!


Happy Friday!! 
 

38 comments:

  1. A whole lot of stuff today, Colene. And yes, Cage looks like Cage no matter what the movie.

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  2. That last search term thing has me baffled. I really don't want to know why. It's sad on so many levels.

    Great 100 words sentence, btw. I hope you win. =o)

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  3. I love finding out what people searched to get to me, but nothing as awesome as your list has ever happened. And that baby is just adorable!

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  4. Boy that's fun! What a great long sentence you have there.

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  5. Ooooh, that last search term. I giggled like a ninny for a good minute and a half after reading it. Now everyone else in the cafe is staring. lol!

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  6. Great post. I love the 4-pane comics. Harry Potter ones are amazing too. Left you a gift, kind of, on my blog. :)

    Have a great weekend.

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  7. Congrats on the awards. Love the mad video clips. The baby one is cute Have a looks at this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxsewEnFO9w
    The baby is the son of a friend of mine whose dad is from New Zealand. :O)

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  8. Haha, love your stats.

    Man, I'm so behind on blogs- I need to catch up on Erica and Christy's!

    And TOTALLY agree with you on Nicolas Cage. Love the guy (National Treasure is one of my favorite movies of all time) but when I saw the newest preview for his movie I thought it was the Sorcerers Apprentice again. Seriously, he looks the same. I don't even know what this new movie is, I just remember thinking he looked the same.

    Love your entry- too funny.

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  9. Congratulations on the awards!

    LOL. Those search terms can be so strange!

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  10. I don't know who is cuter - the baby or the grandma! And I love the HP Comic. Are you serious? No, I'm Severus. I'm still chuckling. No no. :-) Congrats on the awards! And I love your entry to the 100 words!!

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  11. Woot! I was here. Thanks for entering!

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  12. Kristina, Hahaha!! That's awesome. Made me snicker too. I can't help wonder (besides the obvious wonder) how did that get to ME?

    Kindros, Thanks! Heading over there to peek now!

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  13. Yeah, Nicolas Cage can't get over himself or out of himself either. LOL

    Love the videos. Especially the sheltie and baby. We had a sheltie and they are wonderful dogs.
    Nancy
    N. R. Williams, fantasy author

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  14. I'm still laughing at the Harry Potter one. And my husband would whole heartedly agree with you on the Nicolas Cage comment. :)

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  15. The Harry Potter won one my heart!

    Thanks for the laughs as always Colene.

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  16. Great stuff! Always love those HP mashups - that one is too funny! Going to check out the 11 tips and Erica and Christy's blogfest. Thanks, Colene ~ Happy Friday!

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  17. Holy moly this post got a lot going on today! :)

    A troublesome monkey, HP humor (always enjoyable!), some awards (congrats!!), and crazy search keywords (love it!).

    Great stuff!!

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  18. I am so entertained by your posts! How do you have time to write these epics pieces of awesomeness?

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  19. Congrats on the award, too!

    I loved your entry for Elena's contest... Good luck!

    Michael

    BTW, I never told you... I love your green....


    Michael

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  20. Oh, MAN! I never know where to begin and I'm always afraid I'll forget my comments by the time I get to the end of all your AMAZINGNESS! 1)Your 100 words are BRILLIANT and you need to WIN! 2)see? I forgot. 2)*scrolls up* saved the link to faves 3)funny and cute and newsworthy info, thanks for that 3)THANKS FOR THE SHOUT OUT!!!! we really like simple. 4)congrats on the awards! so very deserving. christy

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  21. (crap. christy's ahead of me tonight. what she said. hehe)
    Have you seen the picture of Nicolas in his first movie before he made enough money to get his teeth fixed? Yikes.
    erica

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  22. I cannot believe your search keywords. They are both hilarious and really, really strange.

    Also, I LOVE your entry! Good luck with the contest.

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  23. Very funny! And that baby was too cute - that could so be my daughter... "no" is her favorite word!

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  24. Chris, Thanks so much!! It was fun.

    Gideon, Thank you too!!

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  25. Loved the baby videos! You just can't help but to laugh along with them, can you?
    Ditto about Nick. He always looks like he's in costume.

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  26. I agree, Cage is Cage is Cage is Cage. Just with different hats on :P
    The HP pic is hilarious. Why didn't they do that joke in the movie?!

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  27. Hey! Congrats, and LOL at those search phrases! :D I check mine out from time to time and it's always crazy stuff... usually at least one sexy-sexy phrase. (Why IS that?) You are very cool w/the spontaneous jokes~ ;p

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  28. Good luck with the contest! Love your entry! And great writing article. Oh, and my 8 year old son just looked over and said "Who's that baby? What's so cool about babies? Why would someone put him on YouTube? You never put me on YouTube."

    LOL! Love my little man...

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  29. why do pple still go watch nicholas cage?!?!
    congrats on the awards, and i shall chk E&C out

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  30. That was a fantastic entry! I still haven't tried it yet, too much going on that I miss. Argh. Thanks for all the fun stuff today!

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  31. Holy moly... thanks for all the great links! Congrats on the awards! I love those keyword searches... they made me laugh :)

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  32. I need to remember to visit here on Fridays - so much great stuff! How do you find out what search words people use to find your site? (I'm almost afraid to find out) (But hopelessly curious)

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  33. Hahahaha! God I love these Friday posts. I would never have thought to check the search terms leading to my blog, but now I have to. And I will blog about it (totally stealing your idea).

    Great post!

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  34. I want a clip of that baby on my desktop at work. Then, when people ask me to do things I don't want to do, I will hit play. It will be perfect.

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  35. Happy Birthday!

    I love Wash too (well, really, pretty much anything Alan Tudyk does). Hope you have a great day.

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