Today is your last day to get in on the gift card giveaway bonanza-thon! Click the frightened, concerned, quizzical, skeptical kitty head on the sidebar to get yourself in it to win it! Do it. Now. Please. Wait, why am I begging you to take my money? Oh yeah, it's cause you guys totally deserve it! Win Win!
Go now.
Like, right now.
Why are you still here?
You should have clicked that cat face the minute I said "gift card"
It's because you are a kind person, huh?
You don't care about monetary things as much as SOME PEOPLE.
Right?
Fine. Go. Already. I'll just sit here by myself...
Winners will be announced tomorrow morning right along with your Funny Friday post. So keep an eye out!
You guys, I can't even begin to explain how incredibly special you all have made me feel. I have some amazing awards I need to re-award and thank specific people for and I wanted to say a general thanks now and also that I will be passing them all along asap! So thank you and stay tuned.
(Woman of the night from yesterday's UK Red Carpet.)
I want you all to know there is a lot of buzz and reactions and reviews of Deathly Hallows now that it has been seen in the UK as of yesterday but I WILL NOT be posting anything review like. I will not be reading anyone's reactions or anything like it. I want to be fresh, with my own excitement and not tainted by anyone elses opinions when I see it. I assume a lot of you are the same so, just letting you all know not to worry.
ON TO FREE JUNK AND STUFF!
So...I like being a puppet master and making you people dance for my dollars. I'm not ashamed to say it. I said it. Dance puppets. DANCE.
In honor of 100 followers I'm giving away stuff. It's not new concept or anything. You all knew it was coming. BUT what you didn't know was the how and the what.
As it is Friday and we must, yes I say MUST, honor the funny, this contest will be all about how funny you can be.
(The lovely Emma Watson from the RCarpet)
So, here it is folks, the rules.
You must come up with the worst book idea ever. A one-liner. That's all! Now, let's see. We can't just let that be it...nope. For each one-line worst idea you comment with gets you a slip of paper in the hat an entry into the generator! 1 idea=1 name. 3 ideas 3x! Simple. Your chances go up with the creativity you possess!
Let's give you an example: 15 year old Tabby Fee wakes up with an eye in her knee.
Need another bad idea? Brad can't get the girl without proving he has what it takes to fold origami cranes out of queen sized comforters.
1 more? Casey must recount her entire life as an accountant to a therapist in a 250,000 word novel comprised entirely of flashbacks in riddle form.
Does it say something negative about my writing that I can come up with some shiners there? Ah...whatever.
So. You need motivation to take on this task. Don't do something for nothing, guys. Wait. That is bad advice. Good Samaritans do stuff for nothing and we definitely need more of those...anyway! The prizes:
1st place is a $25.00 gift card to Barnes and Noble, Amazon.com(ca), or BaM (your choice)
2nd place $15.00
3rd place $10.00
4th place a pat on the head and an "atta boy"
So hop to it, my friends, for a chance to win $
This contest will conclude DECEMBER (thanks Jen!)2nd. It is open to all! (we will find a way to get $ to whomever)
There is a little learning fun for your Funny Friday!
