So you guys know by now that Guardian is out this week (By Rachel Morgan)! Hurray!!
Colene: So, thank you for being here, Vi, and . . . Rrr-uh Ryn?
Ryn: It’s pronounced Rin.
Colene: Oh, right, Gotcha! Anyway, I’d like to start off by asking about the major rivalry that seems to exist between the two of you. What started it all?
Vi: First year. We were using our guardian weapons for the first time. Ryn told everyone he’d be the first to make his appear, but I totally beat him.
Ryn: I’m pretty sure it was the other way around.
Vi: Not only did I beat him, but I got my weapons to appear at least a whole minute before everyone else.
Ryn: Now that part is definitely not true.
Vi: Are you calling me a liar?
Colene: Ehem. . . So, Ryn, you wouldn’t ever admit that Vi is better than you at something?
Ryn: Why would I admit to something that’s not true?
Colene: Uh, right. So I take it you and Vi have never been friends, then?
Ryn: [Pause] That is a lovely curtain, Colene. Are you responsible for the interior design in this room?
Colene: No. . .not really . . .Vi, same question.
Vi: It is quite an attractive curtain.
Colene: Okaaaay. I guess we’ll move on then. Vi, I know Ryn calls you Pixie Sticks (soo insulting!). Do you have a nickname for him?
Ryn: Oh, man, she sucks at name-calling. You should hear her. It’s embarrassing.
Vi: [Irritated] How about ass-face?
Ryn: [Laughs] See what I mean? You’re gonna have to expand on that one, Pixie Sticks, 'cause it’s a little confusing. I mean, ass? Face? Those are two parts of the body that are kinda far away from—
Vi: It means, Oryn, that when people look at your face, all they see is your ass!
Ryn: [Laughing even more] Aside from the fact that that makes no sense, I can’t imagine anyone would mind. After all, I do have an uncommonly good-looking ass.
Vi: Well, I’d be more than happy to stick something—
Colene: RIGHT! Moving on then. Ryn, I have to ask. Are you actually hiding a secret crush on Vi by being, um, an ass?
Vi: Oh, dear Seelie Queen, please say no.
Ryn: [Ignores Violet] Colene. You strike me as a person of some intelligence. Do I honestly look like someone who would have a crush on that? [Points at Violet]
Vi: ‘That’?
Ryn: [Still ignoring Violet] I mean, sure, some of the guys think she’s hot—
Vi: Okay, I so did not need to know that.
Ryn: —but she’s really not my type of hot.
Colene: And just so we’re all clear, what exactly is your type of hot?
Ryn: Well, blonde, for one thing. And I have to say, Colene, that I find your shade of blonde particularly attractive.
Colene: Ah, holy crap, wow. Is it hot in here to anyone else? You are quite the charmer, aren’t you?
Ryn: I do try.
Vi: [To no one in particular] I think I may throw up.
Ryn: Well, if you’d like to lean that way, I’d appreciate it.
Colene: So I’m guessing you’ve never considered hooking up with Ryn, have you Vi?
Vi: [Stares at Colene]
Colene: Alrighty. I’ll take that as a no. But what do you think would happen if the two of you were put on the same assignment and forced to work together?
Vi: Not happening.
Ryn: Ever.
Vi: Never ever.
Colene: Well, at least you can agree on something! So, before you kill each other or throw up on my stuff, I think we should end this here.
It's been a great pleasure having Ryn and Vi here with us! Hope everyone will be checking out their first appearances in the Creepy Hollow series, Guardian! ( it's out now, dudes!)
Happy Friday! I'm getting more work done on my tattoo today, so I will be getting around the blogs later!
Happy Friday! I'm getting more work done on my tattoo today, so I will be getting around the blogs later!
Have a good weekend!
