(duties have been performed for this award previously)
Not often do I get a forward that makes me giggle quite so hard. So this Monday I just want to pass on the giggles.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS. I DO NOT KNOW WHO DID OR I WOULD SO CREDIT YOU! (please don't sue me ;)
"Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist
and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
...No go.
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"
...still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
...unacceptable yet again.
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"
...not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"
...no way.
"Freaks and Cheeks"
...still no good.
"Loons and Moons"
...forget it.
Almost at their wit's end,
the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Odds and Ends"
I hope you had an awesome weekend!! Oh, wait, you all probably want to know who won Alexia and my SPD Blogfest from last week! Well, it was REALLY hard to choose just one! You guys were bringing the awesome writing for sure!
But Alexia and I got together Sunday and narrowed them all down to our two picks, though we wish it could have been more like 40 something winners.
Without farther diddling around...I had to go with TRACY! @ Forever Endeavor. She wrote a hilarious bit that totally caught me off guard. Go check it out and see for yourself!
And Tracy, if you would please email me your book choice and address I'll have your prize out asap! ce dot murphy at yahoo dot com.
(For Alexia's winner go to her page.)
Happy Monday!
Yay Tracy!
ReplyDeleteColene - I'm crying with laughter from the doctor piece. Crying.
Ahh, so many good puns! I'm totally giggling over here. And yay for Tracy! What a great Monday. :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats, Tracy! I remember reading hers, it was Great!
ReplyDeleteVery funny post, Colene.
Michael
Fabulous! Congrats to Tracy :O)
ReplyDeleteBahaha, love the forward you got. Congrats to Tracy! Loved her piece!
ReplyDeletelol- very cute!
ReplyDeleteThat's a great one to pass on - congrats to Tracy. I'll have to go read her entry.
ReplyDeleteThat was funny!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Tracy.
What a great joke! Thanks for passing it on. And congratulations to Tracy!
ReplyDeleteCongradulations to ME!!! YES, I so wanted to rock this contest man, like you wouldn't believe. That's why I got desperate and threw in some Irish Rap and Carebears just in case I needed the little extra to push me over the edge.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm a dummy. You said any new 2011 YA release and not even thinking I was planning on one that isn't even out yet. Doh! Okay, so I'll have to rethink my options and email you tonight. YAY, so stoked! Awesome blogfest you two pulled together, btw (and I'm not just saying that cuz I won)
Doh, I forgot to comment on the doctor story. I think I will now have to find some way to write a story entitled "Catatonics and High Colonics" because that ish is freaking brilliant!!
ReplyDeleteLOVE this joke! Thanks for the smile ;-)
ReplyDelete*snert* thx for the giggles!
ReplyDeleteHaha! Loving Jones' and Smiths 'Odd and Eats'! Have a fab week!! ;-)
ReplyDeleteHehe...that was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on the award!
hee hee. :)
ReplyDeleteI think those doctors are fake! LOL
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to the winner, Tracy.
Nancy
N. R. Williams, The Treasures of Carmelidrium.
That's awesome! Lost souls and butt holes is my fave!
ReplyDeleteFunnneee! The town council really needs to get a sense of humor. :) I'd totally go see a doctor with a sign like that!
ReplyDeleteLOL.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations to Tracy! :)
Congrats to Tracy! Woot!
ReplyDeleteI hope you don't get sued. ;-) I'm glad you felt sharing with us was worth the risk, though!
oh my gosh--that's HYSTERICAL! Just what I needed after a looooooong day :) thank you!
ReplyDeletelol, so funny!
ReplyDeletecongrats for your stylish award and congrats to Tracy
Funny email. Tracey story was great – loved the ending.
ReplyDeleteOMG! I nearly sprayed my drink at "minds and behinds." LOL!!! :D
ReplyDeleteYes, I read Tracy's and it was great! Have a super week, my dear~ ((hugs))
HAHAHAH BEST FORWARD EVER! Thanks for sharing Colene. This just made my day. I'm not even joking!
ReplyDeleteOOO I liked Tracy's piece. Hers was great (and she's also just an awesome blogger so I'm glad she got it!)
CONGRATS ON THE AWARD
Great story joke.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Tracy!
ReplyDeleteAnd I LOVE that story of the two doctors! I didn't get their last name for a few seconds...
I was like, Odds and Ends? Okay...
Ooooookay!!
That is TOO funny!! Oh my gosh ~ :D thanks for passing it along! And congrats to Tracy!! Her story was hilarious. I had an inkling it might win... :)
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