(duties have been performed for this award previously)
Not often do I get a forward that makes me giggle quite so hard. So this Monday I just want to pass on the giggles.
I DID NOT WRITE THIS. I DO NOT KNOW WHO DID OR I WOULD SO CREDIT YOU! (please don't sue me ;)
"Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that, in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.
Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist
and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.
They put up a sign reading:
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones: Hysterias and Posteriors".
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read:
"Schizoids and Hemorrhoids"
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign.
"Catatonics and High Colonics"
Next, they tried "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives"
...thumbs down again.
Then came "Minds and Behinds"
...still no good.
Another attempt resulted in "Lost Souls and Butt Holes"
...unacceptable yet again.
So they tried "Analysis and Anal Cysts"
...not a chance.
"Nuts and Butts"
"Freaks and Cheeks"
...still no good.
"Loons and Moons"
Almost at their wit's end,
the docs finally came up with:
"Dr. Smith and - Odds and Ends"
I hope you had an awesome weekend!! Oh, wait, you all probably want to know who won Alexia and my SPD Blogfest from last week! Well, it was REALLY hard to choose just one! You guys were bringing the awesome writing for sure!
But Alexia and I got together Sunday and narrowed them all down to our two picks, though we wish it could have been more like 40 something winners.
Without farther diddling around...I had to go with TRACY! @ Forever Endeavor. She wrote a hilarious bit that totally caught me off guard. Go check it out and see for yourself!
And Tracy, if you would please email me your book choice and address I'll have your prize out asap! ce dot murphy at yahoo dot com.
(For Alexia's winner go to her page.)