tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post5523817773387319070..comments2024-02-16T04:49:55.981-06:00Comments on Colene Murphy: Spontanious Funny Friday Contest! **CLOSED**Colene Murphyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06086195075690893194noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-47415823128537542062010-10-04T22:22:43.340-05:002010-10-04T22:22:43.340-05:00I love your jokes!! But I'm so sorry, the cont...I love your jokes!! But I'm so sorry, the contest is closed. I should really post that. So sorry girl!!Colene Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086195075690893194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-83153070733681962032010-10-03T21:03:43.531-05:002010-10-03T21:03:43.531-05:00I came over from Jen's blog, Unedited - awesom...I came over from Jen's blog, Unedited - awesome contest and what a fun idea! (I'd love to read A Certain Slant of Light!)<br /><br />So here's my joke:<br />A writer dies and meets St Peter. He tells her that she's been pretty well-behaved in life, so she can choose between Heaven and Hell. She says she'd like to see both before she decides, so he takes her by Hell first.<br /><br />In Hell, the writers are slaving away chained to desks, typing furiously with flames all about as demons crack whips around them. "Oh, no," she says. "I'd like to see Heaven."<br /><br />So St Peter takes her up to Heaven - and the writers are slaving away chained to desks, typing furiously with flames all about as demons crack whips around them. "How is this any different?" she cries out.<br /><br />He looked at her seriously and told her, "Here, your work gets published."Guineverehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10058786129073896210noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-61542089818664953342010-09-15T19:48:09.991-05:002010-09-15T19:48:09.991-05:00Okay here is one:
Why does a chicken coop only ha...Okay here is one:<br /><br />Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?<br /><br />Because if it had 4, it'd be a sedan. <br /><br />Get it? Coop/coupe hhahahahahahaha!<br /><br />Yeah, thats lame, but its all I got ;pAbby Minardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11963640263845561309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-1990712902446067222010-09-15T15:59:52.856-05:002010-09-15T15:59:52.856-05:00Here's a blonde-joke for you:
Have you heard ...Here's a blonde-joke for you:<br /><br />Have you heard about the 17 blondes who were standing outside the bar? They were waiting for one more to come bacause they had to be 18 to get in >:)))<br /><br />I have have another one too. It's a little bit dirty, so not sure if I should write it down ...<br /><br /><a href="http://cold-as-heaven.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow"> Cold As Heaven </a>CA Heavenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07558100567878233142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-52298098659062617842010-09-15T11:45:55.567-05:002010-09-15T11:45:55.567-05:00The little girl in the road is going to backfire w...The little girl in the road is going to backfire when it becomes commonplace and people stop slowing down for what they think is an illusion.Brad Jaegerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12672047492091058737noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-37423033875860457072010-09-13T01:12:39.460-05:002010-09-13T01:12:39.460-05:00It sucks that I am in Canada. Though I haven't...It sucks that I am in Canada. Though I haven't heard of this 3D girl in the streets thing. But whatever, Canadians can be weird but then again so can Americans. So I guess its all in the perception. I LOVE the raindrops sliding down a window backdrop for your blog. Its gorgeous. <br /><br />Hope your contest goes well and you should scream all you want for your 22 followers. Heck knows everytime I get a new follower I have a little jumping fit. And no, I'm not really kidding.Melissahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12096764010151024050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-87444410568826070522010-09-10T23:17:43.485-05:002010-09-10T23:17:43.485-05:00Matthew, I know right? CLASSIC.
Samantha, the rea...Matthew, I know right? CLASSIC.<br /><br />Samantha, the real reason is I have NO clue how to have things shipped elsewhere or how much it costs. maybe you could fill me in. Is Amazon different for different countries? <br /><br />Jen, Thanks again for the shout out and the entry!<br /><br />Candy, random ees good no? But I totally thought the same about you so WIN WIN!<br /><br />Salarsen, thanks a million!<br /><br />Jennie, thanks! And I guess KFC is goin down hill quick since no one can corroborate with me on this. But they are SOO different. <br />Fantastic joke! Love it! thanks for entering. <br /><br />Kelly, I know right?! Thats what my husband said too, it might cause more accidents than stopping speeders. at least theyre trying? And thanks for the help getting it out there!Colene Murphyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06086195075690893194noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-79195714348198132972010-09-10T22:37:00.182-05:002010-09-10T22:37:00.182-05:00That painting in the road is SO dangerous, it scar...That painting in the road is SO dangerous, it scares me! However well-intentioned, I'd be petrified it would backfire. <br /><br />Your contest sounds like a really fun idea! I'll spread the word in my next blog linkage post.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-70100336162771960072010-09-10T17:44:39.105-05:002010-09-10T17:44:39.105-05:00I'm going to post this to my sidebar and give ...I'm going to post this to my sidebar and give you a mention tomorrow when I pick my winner! Congrats on the 20 followers! Can't help you on the KFC mashed taters because I haven't eaten them since I was kid.<br /><br />And here is my joke:<br />Little Johnny came to school crying. His teacher asked, "Johnny, what's wrong?" He said, "I was walking to school on the railroad tracks with my dog when a train came along and hit him square in the ass."<br />"Rectum, Johnny," the teacher corrected.<br />"Rectum? Hell, it killed him."<br /><br />That is one of my dad's favorite jokes. I tell him that says A LOT about him.Jennie Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02088195986628533511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-75786073044819851052010-09-10T14:38:29.834-05:002010-09-10T14:38:29.834-05:00Nice blog! Thanks for the visit today. I'll li...Nice blog! Thanks for the visit today. I'll link you to my sidebar!S.A. Larsenッhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06241633272588383935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-46225482141474706592010-09-10T12:56:59.430-05:002010-09-10T12:56:59.430-05:00You are so random (and that's huge coming from...You are so random (and that's huge coming from me)!!! I love it! I haven't had KFC mashed potatoes in a long time but I liked them way back when.Candylandhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08956196611348299424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-91834856965444861152010-09-10T10:03:27.879-05:002010-09-10T10:03:27.879-05:00Who doesn't love a good book! I've never r...Who doesn't love a good book! I've never read any novel from the Hunger Games series so consider that the one I'd pick!!!<br /><br />Here is my fun little joke, one my dad told for years and still does: A blonde's house is on fire when she pulls up to her residence in the country. From her cell phone, she calls the fire department in a panic. The dispatcher tells her to settle down; they need to know how to get to her house. The blonde replies, "Duh, in your big red fire truck."<br /><br />I'll give you some sidebar love :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03667521490706435608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-28273789120317171832010-09-10T08:06:36.676-05:002010-09-10T08:06:36.676-05:00So I'm totally denied from the contest, but th...So I'm totally denied from the contest, but that's okay. And now I have Mary Poppins (the Ghandi version) in my head.<br /><br />have a good w/end.<br /><br />samSamantha Véranthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07446488761214047647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1751167979012161263.post-87267904498401055442010-09-10T07:36:40.263-05:002010-09-10T07:36:40.263-05:00OMG that was good, and I love Ghandi!OMG that was good, and I love Ghandi!Matthew MacNishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03264738483763244969noreply@blogger.com